<header>Diary 47</header>

03-18/19-98


Well, absofuckinglutely nothing happened on Wednesday, so I'm not even going to bother heading a section of this entry for that day.

I actually got a semi-response from C--. I guess he's still on "speaking" terms with me. I don't know what to make of the fact that he does not feel the need to e-mail me, however.

Dirk didn't make it to the interview (sigh). He found out at the last minute that his only good dress shirt (at least 2 years since he's worn it) was too small in the neck (he was literally choking). So, we went out tonight and bought him a new shirt. I didn't know that men's shirt sizes were so complicated...you have measure the neck and the arm length. Must be irritating to be male. Girls have those handy-dandy one size for goddamn everything.

I had the most fucked-up dream last night. I dreamt that these spiders landed in my living room from outer space, but they were blood-sucking spiders that mutated into giant bloodsucking black cats. I mean, these fuckers were four feet long. And they kept pretending to be my friend, until they changed into cats. Luckily, I wasn't stupid in the dream, and the door was locked when they tried to get me...I ran out my apartment for help, and saw them hanging off of the balcony by their paws.

Somehow, we managed to get them contained in an oil drum-sized container maid out of plutonium. Then, we got the bright idea of letting them out again so we could kill them, instead of just sending the fucking thing back into outer space. They killed a lot of people before we managed to kill them all, and one of them partially ate my left hand. They moved at hyperspeed.

We mailed out the issues of the 'zine today. We're getting a pretty impressive mailing list. I'm betting I'll be getting a call from Ken either on Saturday or Sunday, after he reads my opener. If he's offended, I really don't care. Sorry.

We may have to increase the number of copies. 50 just isn't cutting it anymore...we're not just local, we're going world-wide, baby!!!


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