Fire and Shit

Author: Enoch

I set my house on fire
it was pretty cool
then I had to poop
so I went to the stool

the seat was fuckin cold
but I knew what to do
I'd set the john on fire
and go outside to poo

I then set the thing ablaze
I like the burning turds
but then the firemen came
so i flipped them all the bird

those dicks put out the fire
it really pissed me off
so I let a big old fart
and everybody barfed

I then set the truck on fire
and got my ass inside
its a good thing that I did
'cause everybody died

--1998