Drunken Romance

Author: Brian Dominguez

toke up a fatty
crack open a brew
its time for a party
Everybody say "Wooo Hooo"

loud pulsing music
explicit acts of sex
I bet every girl here
leaves with a hickey on her neck

countless hours of drinking
and stumbling around
was that a lamp
I heard hit the ground?

Mom's gonna be pissed
if she finds this one out
ahh what the hell
everybody scream and shout!!

I'm feelin' kinda woozy
and she's lookin' pretty good
I'd like to get to know her
I wonder if I should

she walked over to me
and uttered the word "Hello"
I stumbled to respond
as my knees turned to Jell-O

the rest of the night was fuzzy
I don't remember much
I do recall dancing
she was pleasant to the touch

I woke up in the morning
with a female in my bed
that shock was too much for me
like a brick upside my head

what the hell did I do?
that question plagued my mind
I don't even know her
I wonder if she's kind

I've never been this scared before
I wonder if we did it?
I hope to god she's clean
I cannot believe this bullshit!

I'm never gonna drink again
as long as I shall live
when I get that drunk
something's got to give.

--2/5/98