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EDUCATION
..........B.A            University
			Graduate from a School scam of Communications 
                       	majoring in Telecommunications (?) with a minor 
			in English.  Grade point average 3.3 
			(transcript available on request).

..........Diploma        High School in Pennsylvania
                         Member, National Honor Society (lied to get in)

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
Dec 99 - April 00	Schwarzenegg-Hutte, Sorenberg Switzerland
			Ski Lodge personnel, clearing tables,washing
			dishes and other duties.		

Oct 99 - Nov 99		Stadtlander Pharmacuticals, PA
			(Norell Temporary fool employee)
			Cash Application department.  Quickly learned
			the corporate computer system, entering data
			and organizing files. 

Nov 98 - Nov 99		Gateway Publications, String Writer
			Covering local meetings, interviewing board 
			members, and writing articles for the 
			...........Area Star.

Nov 98 – June 99	Respirchronics Inc.,
                       	(Addeco Temporary tool employee)
                     	Returns Department Assistant interfacing with 
			customers and handling equipment returns. 
			Quickly learned the corporate computer system, 
			obtaining information from customers, organizing 
			and completing records.

Summers 95-97     	Grocery Store Stock Person, Convenience Store 
			Clerk, and Lawn Service Worker
                      	Earned a portion of college education costs. 

INTERNSHIPS
Feb 97 - May 97      	Public Broadcasting Station
			Worked under the locally well-known 
			Producer/Director Craig Kauffman assisting
			in the production of the programs, contributing 
			many ideas, and developing beta off-line 
			editing skills.
				         	
                                                               
Jan 98 - May 98       	Distance Learning Network Video Production House
                      	Obtained additional film editing experience. 
			Became proficient in with camera and lighting 
			techniques.

PC COMPUTER SKILLS/PROGRAMS				 
Microsoft Office Suite, WordPerfect, Adobe Photo Deluxe, Basic and 
Pascal programming, HTML, FTP, AOLpress, Web page editing and design.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES
mountain biking, reading and writing songs and fiction, britcoms, 
offbeat/indy films, guitar, indy rock, organ, jazz


  

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