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"Loved it!"- New York Times
"Loved it so much my wife and I had it tattooed all over our bodies!"- Los Angeles Times
"Shot my husband because he didn't like it!"- Boston Globe
"So profound, so inspiring, that I started a new cult religion which worships the paperback edition!" -The Times
"This book changed my life! After just one reading, my wife's I.Q. got bigger, our cat stopped shedding and I won $20,000 on the lottery!"- Longford Leader
This book cures cancer, alleviates world hunger and fixed the hole in the ozone layer. So don't just stand there, you goombah! Buy the damn book!
Noble Laureate and Pulitzer Prizewinner Myles McManus says:
"'Cereal in the Cellar' is the most important work in
english literature. If you haven't read it you may as well be
dead in a ditch."
*Some claims from the publisher may be untrue or seriously misleading....
Man, I Just have to read That!!!