suburban terrorburger
Beer guts swaying to and fro beneath hollow caverns reigned by soccering pub mumblings on greased black hair and hooliganistically tattooed arms crawling from public houses to pissing bushes that at daylight are used as burger cans by uniform school girls in fuck me skirts while preferring taking that over seventeen eastern bros of duran city rollers that fall fat too early for their good and churn out brattish farts rolling past in trolleys to take place while concretely permed formerly female monsters seemingly in their sixth decade although hardly thirty go isn't that lovely and goochy goochy goo oh dear in screaming voices before stopping by at outskirtish supermarkets where unpolitical students stack shelves with baked beans eight pence a can to get sunny literature for black suited business spouses in flowered wallpaper living rooms watching nine o'clock news with british beef and kidney pie before sipping pints of lager at the local pub with the lads who fuck their dusty wives two point one times a week on average in suburban brick walled houses with vauxalls outside next to off licensed seven eleven red mailboxes per square mile that contain first class letters to the local mp whose constituency swings from left to right without anyone noticing substantial changes that are absent while the national lottery is moving more people than the grand national where stuck up traditionalists who claim to be eccentric when really they are nothing but silly cling to roya lties and no thing m ore th an sh ow.
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