Rage against whatever

Rage against whatever

You want fun? Watch game shows.

You want to know the truth? Read the paper.

You want orgiastic pleasure? Jerk off.

You want a reason? Get a job.

You want success? Cook a microwave dinner.

You want real experiences? Watch tv.

You want drama? Watch soaps.

You want to strike a bargain? Go to the mall.

You want desperation? Wait for the latest blockbuster to be released on video.

You want regrets? Order your kebab with hot chilli sauce.

You want pain? Make use of your dental insurance.

You want all?

You want anything at all?

Dream on, dude!