ThePizza

My friends and I were looking at another friend's page, and we found a link to this page and decided we wanted to share something about a friend.

We'll just call her Victoria. We tend not to like to do much with Victoria, and we've started thinking of things we'd rather do than spend time with her. One evening we found out that we weren't the only ones. Victoria was sitting around doing some homework or complaining or something, and a mutual acquaintance of ours came by to make a frozen pizza.

She must have seen him come in, but he didn't seem to care. Instead of chatting with Victoria while the pizza was cooking, he pulled up a chair in front of the oven and watched it cook.

Ooh, exciting. She was sitting at an angle that she could see him the whole time that he sat there. Even though she has a pretty bad territorial problem with males, she never said a word to him or about what happened. The whole night, without even really trying, we noticed that pretty much everyone we came in contact with completely alienated her. She's a real winner, you'd really have to meet her to appreciate just how lucky we are. You'd think she'd catch on by now, it takes an awful long time to cook a pizza.

She seemed so normal in the beginning... then we learned.

Sincerely,

Vanessa K.