It's that time of year again: The time of year where
You feel like you've had too much, you feel like vomiting
from having too much of a bad thing, like jumping off a
cliff and taking the universe with you...yep! you guessed it!
It's time for HOLIDAY MOVIES. Before you go out and
endure all that cinematic goodness with your family, take this advice...
Titles of Holiday Films to Beware of
- Miracle on 69th street.
- Santa's Big North Pole.
- Randolph, the Red-Necked Cowboy.
- It's a wonderful life,...in Bed.
- All Elf Orgy vol.6
- Stan Rosenberg, the Boy Who Celebrated Hanukkah and Went to Hell.
- Ernest's Corpse Saves Christmas.
- A XXXmas Carol.
- The Preacher's Wife, Girlfriend, and Boyfriend.
- Santa Claus is Cumming to Town.
- How Mrs. Claus Got Her Groove Back.