• Pope John Paul the 1st had allegedly been taking Zoloft.
• Before strict health codes were enforced in the U.S., communion wafers were deep fried before mass.
• Originally, there were eight sacraments. Knowledge of the eighth, the one named "Tedium", is still being covered up.
• Reconciliation (confession and penance), was first know as,"The Church's Elbow."
• The rejected 1980's recuitment slogan was to be,"We're a lot like Judaism,but without the comedians."
• Originally, there were ten deadly sins, unfortunalty, taking part in being "Skating Judge", "Survivor Contestant", and "Republican",were cut out....oh well.

*sorry for not updating this sooner faithfull readers...