AMERICA:

Where men are men; and still in the 11th grade.

Land of the free and home of the Whopper.

Where a little animated mouse can be more popular than Jesus.

Where a little animated mouse can be president.

Where ethinc jokes are considered folklore.

Don't blame us;it's the video games.

Where an exotic accent goes a long way...

We're nicer smelling than other countries.

Where a kid can be a kid... with a gun.

Where Kevin Bacon is only five degrees away...

Now with Retsin!

Where starvation is a lifestyle!

We've got porn.