Ok, everyone else is sucked in to the Star Wars thing so I guess
I'll succumb to the force and write this counterpoint to a list that's
going around the web.....
Ways to tell if you are a Hispanic Jedi
- Your X-wing fighter has fuzzy balls hanging from the ceiling,
and at least one portrat the Lady of Guadalupe on the dash.
- A light saber is used to break the pinata at your kids birthday party.
- Your Tio Chuy REALLY is a wookie!
- The light side of the force is just across the Rio Grande.
- Your land speeder is lowered.....
- You use the Jedi mind trick to get people to buy oranges from you.
- Darth Vader reveals to you that he was at your sister's quince.
- Everyone in the Imperial Navy's related to you....