Madison, Wisconsin.

Number One City in America, 1996.

That's because I live there. What else could redeem it?

Hey, this map feature offered by GeoCities is totally cool (to put it inanely)! How do they do that?

ure, it has the lowest unemployment rate in the world or some such exaggerated claim. Ever tried to find a job when every one else is employed? The Dane County Job Service here doesn't even have a category for desktop publishers/computer artists. They say we're supposed to find our own jobs by going door to door. (I was literally told this at Job Service.) However, if you want a $6.00/hour secretarial job, or a $4.25/hour+commission sales position, there's plenty of those. There's nothing like being a Top Ten University town whose employment opportunities cater to the vocational tech college crowd.

hen there's the eyesore that sits smack dab in the middle of the city. No, I am not talking about the capitol that is graced in gilt (guilt?) by Miss Ass-backward. I'm talking about the Inhumanities Building at 455 South Park Street. 45,000 students on campus and they can't even give music, art, and whatever other fields are housed in that behemoth their separate buildings. (I won't even get into the College Sports Team vs.The Arts financial allotment controversy; it is probably pretty obvious where I stand on that.) The Inhumanities Building, aside from the fact that 90% of my worse times as an adult relates to that whole Art Graduate experience, (doubling it for when my husband attended to make it 180%), is just a BAD design. It is as if the architect was making a mockery of the fact that the U.W. has no place to expand, due mostly to the large lake that lies immediately to the north, the downtown area to the east, and old residential areas to the south. There is essentially no student parking available on campus in any convenient location, and off-campus parking is expensive and hard to find. So how do you construct a building for this campus? Make it big, but with an even bigger open area in the middle. Real bright. Real university-material, that.

nd how could I forget the Frank Lloyd Wright Convention Center? Frankie-Baby wasn't appreciated here in his own time. As he would return to Wisconsin from his trips in Arizona, he would turn to his wife (I forgot which one) and tell her that they are returning to the place where the people have long faces, referring to how they did not accept his aesthetics. (I heard this on Public TV over 6 years ago, so don't quote me on this.) But now that he's long gone and has proven his worth to the world, he's become one of Wisconsin's Fave Dead Celebs along with Georgia O'Keefe. So all the yuppies vote for the convention center, and the environmentalists vote against it because it dredges up the lake. Not that I think dredging up a lake isn't a good enough reason to side with the environmentalists and vote against yuppie scum, but I voted against it on moral aesthetic grounds. Stop Deifying Dead Artists! Artists have a hard time when they're alive, when nobody cares. That's when they need the support, the promotion, the publicity. Not when they're feeding worms! But I digress. The yuppies won. Construction has been going on now for a couple years. A big traffic mess in the middle of town, but the promise of many more $5.00/hour jobs for the city of Madison. The irony of all this is that the convention center now covers up a controversial mural that Madison paid lots of money to have created by a non-resident. Not that I liked the mural much on an aesthetic basis--it was your typical bland state art. But it is a good example of the disposable way Madison treats its art and artists.

espite all my ranting, Madison is a pretty town. The lakes are pretty. The greenery is pretty. The young men are pretty.

 

fter having lived in Fort Collins, Colorado, above, (I think it was a #2 City a while back, which explains the influx of Californians and the skyrocketing cost of living) with its large assortment of redneck survivalists, Madison doesn't seem all bad. And I love where I live on a little hill in the Schenks-Atwood neighborhood between two lakes! I'm making it sound more quaint and picturesque than it is. It's actually very residentially-urban. And my house is old and leaky. But I love this little red X on the map the best.

 

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