1) Summon 10 tons of Demon Evil Rape Your Soul Slack

2) look at them. They will turn on their sony walkmans, pull their hoodies down over their faces and scurry away, making a hurried attempt to look tough but nonetheless getting the FUCK OUT.

Do not forget that they are figments of your imagination and you could kill them with a thought. If they are wannabes, which these were, real gangsters are polite most of the time, they will piss down their leg when faced with the uncloaked fury of Yeti Unveiled. Because though their bodies and numbers are bigger, your _spirit_ is bigger. You could eat them in two bites, and they will sense this and RUN.

Do not try this on Real Gangsters without being sure of your Whiffread, because real gangsters often project a False Sense of Security Aura Thingie.

-agsts T "cute fluffy bunny" QPM 1