A bull elephant on the rampage is a snurg, and in crowd situations it often displays Renegade Snurg Behavior, which is to wade around in the crowd kissing people with its trunk. When people are kissed, they begin writhing on the floor until they become Zombie Snurgs, which propel themselves along floors, walls and ceilings with their noses, in a sort of vacuum motion, leaving a trail of snot behind them like slugs. Trees are one recently discovered kind of snurg, because they stick out of the ground and have long trunks. Dragonflies and giraffes are a kind of snurg, just because they are so Legpastic. Sort of the way a Martian Walker Droid in an Orson Welles silent film is Legpastic, the way it walks over buildings like that. But these are not snurgs, although many of the underground snurgs claim to be allied with these plastastic, Legpastic vermin, there is actually a BIG difeerence. The Hooly Weirdo Magnifying Men, who know The Shadow, will NOT tell you the difference, but in TIME, you will know. Oh yes, you will know. How many mice are in my House Lab, I wonder. Do they drive Indy 500 on the freeway, honking horns berratically with voice nodes in them which say "I don't like cheese" in falsetto voices? I don't know how they can fit in the holes in the swiss cheese they live in with all the racing cars going in and out all the time without getting hit by a car (live and let die) or something equally hideous. They play the theme song from Goldfinger and Live And Let Die over and over as they spin out in the park, pop wheelies on the horizon in an endless circle of life! q p m --