How about-- Microsoft presents: infidels!
Or New and improved from your friends at Microsoft: really bad stinky guys!
Or Revenge of Microsoft Part Two: Horrible People!
Or The Rape and Torture Network
Or Bill Gates in a Box
Or Micrisift Nitwirk (a clever disguise)
Or Bag of Evil Beans #46: The Microsoft Bean Network
Or No flies on me, I sail Microsoft and am a despicable person!
Or The Society For Prevention of Cruelty to Bill Gates
Or "The Place"
Or Bill Gates' Mother's Cunt Network
Or Microsoft brings you a new enemy: saracens!
Or Fiendish assassins from the microsoft network, who will not bathe
Or Clever Hans Bites His Thumb

-aquaman QPM