REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

All you who have bad daze once in a while, magic bullets or no, when you just feel like givin up bullet in the brain, I say unto thee: Remember the Alamo. You're already dead, and one extra bullet won't do shit, so drag out them six-guns and turn them on your enemies, kick out the blues in a blaze of glory and march on home to Jesus or whoever. HALLELUJIAH!

I mean, for apple pie's sakes, tuck your head down in the wind, tighten your belt one more notch, and charge baby charge! Go to the bookstore and knock down all the bookcases, jump up and down on top of them goin NEE! NEE! SPUTOT! WAA! and gwraaa in all their faces like Kurgan at the end of Highlander, and then MIRACULOUSLY ESCAPE! And you don't need their approval, they will never understand your inner wyrd, so fuck 'em if they can't take a joke and GO NUTS and wreak havoc, anarchy in the parking lot with no remorse, and then get away with it! If your depressed, if you feel like playing with knives alone in your bedroom, you just need to grab your own ass, hop up and down goin' noonoonookoo and makin' monkey faces, get out there and CAUSE SOME DAMAGE! Call down the fire of the SKOR on those witless scoffers at your funny looks, and many shubs and zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the SKOR that day I tell you...

FUCK 'EM! REMEMBER THE ALAMO! Killing yourself is letting the bad guys win! They've been tryin' to kill you all along with their oppressive attitudes and their false fronts and their fluff and mush and all that shit, treating you like the peon you are. HELL, we're all shit, it doesn't matter , none of it, so don't take it seriously! Plaster that "evil" shit-eatTriangle Grin on your face and GET YOUR GUNN! It might catch the others, but it won't catch me! I can fly! I'm Superman! Wheeeeeee!!!

-Daedalus Damocletian QPM, hellspawn guardian of the Extra Alamo
Just try and get me, you alien dickweeds! I've got the Zeal of Isis in my back pocket, and you AIN'T GETTIN' NONE!

P.S. All ye who feel like you can't go on, can't stand one more day of this bullshit, WELL PELL MELL HELL, jump in your car, steal one if you have to, and COME ON UP TO PASKASKETOON! There's some WILD SHIT up in them mountains, the thinggzz I could show you...