FoD -- Mr. Horse, Give Up Those Oats!

"ain't no room for love out on the bayou."

Lyrics: Mr. Horse, Give Up Those Oats!

Baby of Love

Whoa, Whoawhoawhoaaaa

You are my baby

My baby of looove!

I'm gonna sing a song for you, baby

Oooh, whoawhoa, (aaah!)

You are my baby

My baby of love!

My baby of loooove!

My ba-ba-ba-ba-baby

(too much water on microphone)

[cheep, cheep, baby chickens on the loose!]

ba-ba-ba-ba-baby..

You're a Sweet Sweet Sweet Potato

[instrumental]

Dee-Dicky-Dum (Death Comes to All Who Love)

?? mailman don't come here no more

And I can't say I blame him at all

I'm a scruffy old doctor, ain't got shit for brains

And I'm pissed cuz I'm always on call.

But I'm doing my time for the stethoscope man

And I dug up the grave of old Louie Pasteur

I decided on surgery, ear, nose and throat

And I warned ya, darling beware of the cure

Sing ho and we raise our blood-filled cups
So early in the morning
Sing ho and we raise our blood-filled cups
Sing dee-dicky-dum-dicky-doo!

Baby, you've only a few days to live
? outrageous and sad
I'm forging your signature, you left your estate
To the best doctor you ever had.
I'll ? you a house and a big iron lung
Got you trapped there, you can't run away
Open heart surgery long after dead
All for an apple a day

Sing ho and we raise our blood-filled cups
So early in the morning
Death comes to all who love, my dear
Sing dee-dicky-dum-dicky-doo!

Is There a Doctor in the House?

[lyrics incomplete]

Absynthe, Meade and Moonshyne (whoop, wyvern, whoop)

You got the whoopin' cough!

Whoop, etc!

In nineteen hundred eighty-two a little voice inside me said
It's time to raise that ax up, son, and bring it down upon thy..

Headed out one night with the moon shinin' full
Was haulin' ass speeds up from Istanbul
Drunk on absinthe, mead and moonshine
Gonna haul that rig to the end of the line

I strangled my baby like I learned in wartime
And her body washed up on the Jersey shoreline
Now I'm headin' on down to the morgue I'm
Coverin' my tracks, cuz ?
Snuck the body right past the coroner
Into the hallway, right down the corridor
Got it to the pawn shop down on the corner
Tossed it in a circus box car to Florida
I got fat for no goddamn good reason
Baked a honey cake and I cooked all the bees in
I'm unemployed and my ? is out of season
My clothes, in general, are very displeasing.

Girlfriend on Fire

You ask me why I brought the gasoline

Little did you know, baby, yeah..

Just a little something to start a fire

(should I ever need to start a fire, yeah)

Now the joke is on you

You're burning, burning, burning, burn baby

Since you left you stupid bitch

Baby, yeah, you're on fire

And I've almost forgotten about you

Goodbye, baby. Goodbye, my love.
Well, I smell your burning bones in my dreams, yeah
How I've wondered how a beauty such as yours..
Did I take you for granted, baby?
No, I'm glad, glad, glad
Baby, you're on fire
And I've totally forgotten about you
And baby, I'll see you in hell
Baby, you know I'll be burning too.

I'm Looking Forward to Living Together With You in Happiness

Yeah..

Well, I'm sick and tired

Of your eyes white as snow

And your crimson hair

Your crimson.. hair..

I don't want your arms around me.
I don't want your arms around me, baby.

Your love is like a path of cinders burning under my feet.
Your love is a path of cinders burning under my feet.

I come home
From a hard day's work
Find you there in your easy chair
Your eyes glazed over
Your tongue hanging out
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.

This is the thanks I get, baby?
This is the thanks I get, baby?

Your love is a path of cinders burning under my feet.
Your love is a path of cinders burning under my feet, baby.
Your love is a path of cinders burning under my feet.

Got a job on the railroad
Working like a motherfucker
Take a shortcut home
Through the old graveyard

I would like to direct your attention to the old graveyard.

Baby, your love is a path of cinders burning under my feet.
Your love is a path of cinders burning under my feet.
Your love
Your love

Eliminator Boat Duel

Well, Mama always told me I was a useless motherfucker I never paid her too much mind Don't ... hopped a freight train bound for Memphis Got myself a bottle of that good ol' Hooper's Hooch. Mama always told me to stay away from th' likes of you and your sexy ways I never paid her too much mind .. nashville county dj spinoff Having yourself a red hot bagel melt YEAH. Well, mama a- mama always told me there was no such thing as love I never.. Got myself a job thumping tubs with Chumbawumba first day on the job and I'm going to high places Well mama always told me I was a useless motherfucker But I never payed her too much mind.

special thanks go to bob on the banjo

Events as a Horse

"instrumental"

The Steth-O-Scope Song

Any doctor'll tell you, ain't no room for love out on the bayou.

I was born with a silver spoon up my ass

Toes where there outta be fingers

Any doctor'll tell you, ain't no room for love out on the bayou.

Mister Big Money, livin' down south

yeah, Mister President ? White House

They call it love

They call it love, but I call it ?

Here's how we're gonna break it down
I been down south and you know I've been all around
I've been to a doctor occasionally
But I don't think there's that much he could tell me
I couldn't find out myself if I had my own stethoscope.

And we know, we know the president don't know nothin'
And he's just a little bit funny
I guess that explains why they put his face
On all that gay-ass money.

Any doctor'll tell you, ain't no room for love out on the bayou.

I dropped out of bartending school at the tender age of fourteen
Got me a job up in Boise City
[What kind of job?]
I highly payed marketing job working for Fleetwood and Associates.
They make trucks.
Got me a wife and kids
Got me a ?
Got me a six-figure salary, stock options

You call it love
You call it love
You call it love, but I call it a ?

Kiss

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[meanwhile in a secret room...]

[instrumental]

Salsa Til U Die

Oh, Maria!

What are you trying to do?

You took my horse to the glue factory

Turned him into glue.

Oh, Maria!

What are you trying to do?

You take my horse to the glue factory

They turn him into glue.

We can work this out
We can salsa till we're dead
We've done this dance before
We can do it again.

Oh, Maria!
What are you trying to do?
You take my horse to the glue factory
They turn it into glue.
They turn it into glue.
You took my horse to the glue factory..

Oh, Rosalita!
What are we gonna do?
Because no one can make a steak donnigan
No one quite like you.
Oh, Rosalita!
What am I gonna do?
No one can make me a steak donnigan
No one quite like you.

Oh, Rosalita!
What are we gonna do?

Take my horse to the gelatin factory
Make his hooves..

Ondine is Dead

When dawn breaks on your empty bed

Wondering why you left me

The way you left me

Oh, can a wise man tell me why?

The brightest flame burns quickest, yeah

Now I ain't got nothing left

But this rusty old ?

Which curse this lonely night

Ondine, you weren't long for this world
I guess the lord had other things in mind
But brother will you look down from heaven
And guide me through this pecking order life?

Your poor old friends aren't the same without your
Barbershop trio
I see them cover your rotting carcas with
Pete moss and notes
That sonofabitch at the farmer's market
Didn't mention you were sickly
He took the money and ran down to New Orleans and left me here with..

Ondine, you weren't long for this world
Crippled pilot on a wing and a prayer
But brother, you don't put all eggs in one basket
But I guess I counted you right before you hatched.

Man Glues Nose Closed

Man!

Glues!

Nose!

Closed!

[repeat]

Order for the Visitation of the Sick

Brothers!

Let us pray.

Oh lord, save thy servant.

Send him help from thy holy place.

Let the enemy have no advantage over him.

Be unto him, o lord, a strong tower.

O lord, hear our prayer.

Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!

Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Say a prayer for Jesus!
Say a prayer in Jesus' name!
Burn the holy church in Jesus' name!
Crush the bishop in Jesus' name!
Burn their ? in Jesus' name!
Crush the bishop in Jesus' name!
Burn the holy church in Jesus' name!
Burn the holy catholic church!
The communion of saints..
Resurrection of the body..
and the life everlasting..

Up a Gum Tree

I'm up a gum tree again!

The Mountain of Skulls (Your Mama Don't Mind)

Well your mama don't mind

And your daddy don't care

Standing out here in the rainstorm

We ain't goin' nowhere

Well I went me to the doctor
I said doctor help me please
I got me a mean-hearted, hard-headed woman
Brought me down to my knees

Well your daddy he's blind
And your mama don't know
Standing out here in the rainstorm
We got us no place to go

I took me to the bodhisattva
The bodhisattva said
A mountain of skulls it is, my son
But know this, that I love them

Each has at some time
Been the nest of your dreams
Your delusions and desires, my son
No, not even one..

Not one of them
Is the skull of any other being
All, all without exception
Have been your own

In the billions and the billions
Of your former lives
I'm tellin' you my son now
All the skulls belong to you

Well your daddy he's stupid
And your mama's undead
Well we're out here in the rainstorm
The rain's falling on our head

The Sea King's Gift

[instrumental, spoken word slam poetry]

Ask Mr. Doctor

Hey, hey, Mister Doctor

What's the use of falling in love again?

Hey, hey, Mister Doctor

What's so wrong with falling in love with you?

Days go by, it's years I'm counting
Since I tossed that coin in that old fountain
I made a wish you wouldn't turn your back on me
Yeah, I know you say you don't love me
But I know, I know, I know it ain't true

And hey, hey, Mister Doctor
What's so wrong with falling in love with you?
Yeah, hey, Mister Doctor
Yeah, yeah, I said what's so wrong with falling in love with me?

Thou Shalt Suffer

[instrumental]

Fuck No, Baby!

You're car is outta gas

And you ain't got shit for friends

You come running on back to me, babe

Say you wanna make amends

I said FUCK NO, baby!
FUCK NO, baby!
I said FUCK NO, baby!
FUCK NO, baby!

You just wanna suck my blood
And grind my bones to make your bread
And you wanna take all of my money
And use me all up till I'm dead.

That's why I said FUCK NO, baby!
FUCK NO, baby!
I said FUCK NO, baby!
said fuck NO, baby!

You wanna wear all my clothes but not wash 'em
Then you wanna hang ME out to dry
You wanna ?? love baby
But then you say I gotta wear a tie?

I said FUCK NO..

Brass Horse Road

I don't even remember what brand of shampoo I like

I don't even remember what the weather man said

And I don't even wear my seatbelt anymore

Drivin' down Brass Horse Road.

Yeah, Brass Horse Road.

Drivin' down Brass Horse Road.
Brass Horse Road.

And I'm not afraid of dying
I'm just afraid of dying alone
And I wonder will the skies ever stop exploding?
Exploding over Brass Horse Road?
Brass Horse Road.

Brass Horse Road.
Brass Horse Road.

Ooh, the dirt is brown here
And it's all on the ground
? teeth were white and the sky is shiny
I was the worst and the best and the last you'll ever have
But I got myself a little bit of dignity
And I got myself a little piece of
Piece of mind
Walkin' down Brass Horse Road.
Yeah, walkin' down Brass Horse Road.

Brass Horse Road.
Brass Horse Road.

Did the lord give me a heart so I could live without it?
The shoe fits, baby, you know you'll wear it out
??? end of my laces
Is it because my shoes are tattered?
Is that why I seem to be losing my mind?
Maybe it's because I just can't find it
Or maybe.. maybe it's because of..