Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator: "Could you please tell me the
time difference between Patna and Las Vegas?"
Operator: "just a minute, sir
..."
Laloo: "THANK YOU", and puts down the phone.
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE
WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The
bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO
PRASAD, MARRIED."
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL".
Laloo replies. "SEE THIS CARTOON, IT IS WRITTEN - "FOR 4-7 YRS".
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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption?! "LALOO, THIRD FROM LEFT!"
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Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press, news reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome.
At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton ?"
Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inefficient", he stated.
"Give me three days and I
will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
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