'This is thrilling and entertaining guide to Simon Le Bon, and his solicitor with his dancing bear' dribbled Daniel Gatley, official sponsor of this page.

Well, quite frankly Simon thinks his client, Simon Le Bon (as Simon is his solicitor), bellows out the best Bond theme song. He feels that it is very catchy and captures the imagination of a good Bond theme. It is a powerful rendition that has all the effort needed to excite you for the film.

Simon's notorious and quite frankly famous rendition of this song may have been frightening. 'Shite', ushers Joshua Aghanian, 'Entertaining', screams Danny Harper, 'Disgusting', abuses Daniel Gatley. Well, mixed reviews, but he will be performing again (probably at Christmas/New Year/Birthday/Party).

But why is this song hated so badly?  Is it because it's utter shite and Simon cannot see this, or is it the attractiveness of Duran Duran that puts everybody off.  Who knows?