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Italian Accent

 

 

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They seat themselves and engage

in animated conversation.  The lady sitting behind them ignores their

conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one fo the men says

the following:

 

"Emma come first. Then I come.  Two asses, dey come together. I come

again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice.

Then I come once-a-more."

 

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignatly, "in this

country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa

to spella Mississippi."

 

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