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16 Women
During a press conference on morality . . .
Reporter: Sir, how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Erap: 16 ! ! !
Reporter: Why? ? ?
Erap: Because the priest says “ Four Richer, Four Poorer, Four Better, and Four worse.
First Baby
One particular day many years ago, Erap’s wife was having labor pains. Erap panicked so he called their doctor
Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor.
Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?
Erap: Yes Doc!
Doc: Is this the first Baby?
Erap: No, Doc. This is Erap
Contract
Q: Why did Erap shoot his wife
A: Because the contract read’ “Execute all three copies together with your wife.
Groceries
Erap and his mother returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. Erap opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. “What are you doing? “ his mother asked. “The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken, “ Erap explained, I’m looking for the seal”
Mass
During Mass at the wake for a politician friend, Erap whispers to his companions that they have to leave. His companions tell him that it would be impolite to leave in the middle of the mass, and that the family may resent his leaving before the coffin is brought out of the church until Erap explains: “Let’s get out of here, We can’t stay here. Delikado. See the sign? REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED”
Lightning Storms
Q: Why does Erap always smile during lightning storms?
A: He thinks his picture is being taken.
TGIF
Q: Why does Erap have “TGIF” written on his shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Fax
Q: How can you tell when Erap sends you a fax ?
A: It has a stamp on it.