Blind Man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the instruction of the Mother
Superior is that they must not get even drop of paint on their habits. After conferring
about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their
habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the
door. "Who is it ?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other
side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"
Italian Accent
bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage
in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one fo the men says
the following:
"Emma come first. Then I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come
again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignatly, "in this country,
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa
to spella Mississippi."