Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one

says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country

actually eat dogs.

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in

America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding

emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor

and they both walk towards the cart.

"Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased

to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them

over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench

and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to

blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the

other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"