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Blonde in NYC

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City

and asks for the loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on

business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need

some kind of security for the loan,

so the blonde hands over

the keys to a new Rolls

 

Royce parked on the street

in front of the bank.

Everything checks out, and the

bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for

the loan.  The bank's

president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh

at the blonde for using

a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000

loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive

the Rolls into the bank's

underground garage and parks it there.

 

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the

$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss,

 We are very happy to have had

your business, and this transaction has worked

 out very nicely, but we

are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked

you out and found that

you are a multimillionaire.

 

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to

Borrow $5,000?"

 The blonde replied . . . "Where else in

New York can I park my car

For two weeks for only $15.41?"

 

Finally, a smart blonde.

 

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