My younger sister was having one of her first gynelogical appointments and she had some questions for the doctor.
"Doctor" she asked, "I can't ask my parents, They would kill me but my boyfreind wants to have anal sex.
I don't know what to tell him, I mean I don't know anything about it.
Can I get pregnant?"
The kindly old doctor smiled whimsicaly and replied "Of couse, you can my dear.
Where do you think lawyers come from?"