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• Weapons Specialist Brooks: "Oh my! It's a. . . . FORGERY!!"
• Navigator Robbins: "Captain, it's approaching us too quickly. There's no time to turn away! We're going to die!!!"
• Captain Tim: "Calm down Robbins, or I'll have you relieved (perhaps an enema or a bulk forming laxative). Number 1, call the doctor to confirm if it is really a FORGERY. Brooks, prepare to fire on my command."
• Commander Edwards [after making call]: "The doctor has confirmed that it is a FORGERY."
• Captain Tim: "FIRE!!"