PRODUCT LABELS
On my hairdryer instructions: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside
On a bar of Dial soap it says, Directions: Use like regular
soap.
I have a frozen dinner at home that says: Serving suggestion:
Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: fits one head
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed
on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after
heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDREN;S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate
machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE-MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or
outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other
use
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open
packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your
favourite breakfast cereal?
© Richard Burk 1997-2100
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