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Are you feeling old?
Are you feeling old? If not, consider this: - The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. - The Iranian hostage crisis occurred before they were conceived. - They have no memory of a time before M-TV. - "New Wave" is their PARENTS' musical generation; the Beatles are their GRANDPARENTS'. - Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, the Pretenders, the Kinks, the Sex Pistols are all old musicians they _may_ have heard of. - They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era. - They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. - Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. - Their world has always included AIDS. - Having not endured the Disco Scare, they can romanticize the 1970s. - They see "Family Ties" as something middle aged ladies watch. - They watched "Star Wars" years ago, when they were kids -- on video. - Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums and cassette audiotapes; they may have heard of an 8-track, but probably never actually seen (or heard) one. - From their earliest years, a camera was something you used once and threw away. - As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents. - The oil crisis is history of which they probably know nothing -- and why anyone WOULDN'T buy a Suburban is beyond them. - Most of them have probably never seen a real nun, even if they went to Catholic schools.