A married couple sleepily awoke one Saturday morning.

The wife rolled over and inquired, "Are you going to mow the
lawns today?"

The husband replied, "Who do I look like - Jim's Mowing?"

Not being quick to give up, she continued, "How about mending
the TV aerial then?"

"Who do I look like The Antenna Man?"  he sarcastically
replied again.

She sighed, and he got up and went off to his golf game. When
he returned home, the antenna was fixed and the lawn mowed.

"Who the hell did this?" the husband asked, flabbergasted.

"The Antenna Man and Jim's Mowing" the wife replied, smiling
smugly.

"How did you afford it?"  the husband inquired, becoming
nervous.

"Well, they said I could either bake them each a pie or give
them a blow-job." said the wife.

"So what sort of pies did you bake?" the husband continued, a
little more relieved.

The wife replied, "Who do I look like - Sara Lee?"

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