10.  Old name: Marlboros. New name: Bitchin' Marlboros.
 9.  Replaced Joe Camel with those dreamy boys from Hanson.
 8.  New Surgeon General's warning: "Whatever, dude."
 7.  Every pack now comes with a fully loaded Trans Am.
 6.  Introduction of new Spice Girl -- Phlegmy Spice.
 5.  Digitally inserted smokes into the Pamela and Tommy Lee sex tape.
 4.  Flooded schools with new textbook: "Our Greatest Smoking Presidents."
 3.  Now sponsoring youth singing group, the Nic-O-Teens.
 2.  New slogan: "Hey kids, it's safer than crack."
 1.  Their "Guns for Smokes" program.

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