Only in America...can a pizza get to your house
 faster that an ambulance....
 Only in America...are there handicap parking
 places in front of a skating rink...
 Only in America...do people order double cheese
 burgers, a large fry and a diet coke...
 Only in America...do banks leave both doors open
 and then chain the pens to the counters...
 Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
 dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk
 in boxes in the garage...
 Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
 calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
 someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
 Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages
 of ten and buns in packages of eight...
 Only in America...do we use the word politics to describe
 the process so well. Poli in latin meaning many and tics
 meaning blood sucking creatures.

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