THE TREE:

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.  So, he hired
a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any
activities that might develop.  A few days later, he received this report:

Most Honorable sir:

 You leave house.
 He come house.
 I watch.
 He and she leave house.
 I follow.
 He and she get on train.
 I follow.
 He and she go in hotel.
 I climb tree-look in window
 He kiss she.
 She kiss he.
 He strip she.
 She strip he.
 He play with she.
 She play with he.
 I play with me.
 Fall out of tree, not see.

 No fee.

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