TOP TEN QUESTIONS OF THE NEW U.S. CITIZENSHIP TEST
10. Is the Statue of Liberty wearing any underwear?
9. What is the proper amount to "tip" a congressman for a favor?
8. Is America "The Great Satan" or "A Pack of Warmongering
     Cowboy Imperialists"?  Defend your answer
7. What's the deal with that thing on Abe Lincoln's face?
6. Which brand of peanut butter is the "peanuttiest"?
5. Would you mind being used for spare parts if one of our
natural-born
     citizens needs a new spleen or something?
4. Senor Perot: Loco, muy loco, or MUY MUY loco?
3. Who's the black private dick who's like a sex machine
     to all the chicks?
2. Why don't you go back to your own country where you belong?
1. True or false:  The Constitution guarantees every citizen
     the right to life, liberty, and surf 'n turf





  

© Richard Burk 1997-2100

This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page