An engineering student was walking on campus one day when his friend, another engineering student, rode up on an incredible, shiny new bicycle.

The first engineer was stunned and asked "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second engineer replied "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what you want!"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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