TOP TEN

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON O.J.'S TRIP TO ENGLAND
10. For the last time, A.C., they drive on the other
     side of the road here!
9. Let me get this straight: What we call 'football,' you Americans
     call 'soccer.'  And what we call 'guilty,' you call 'not guilty.'
8. One adult ticket for the Jack the Ripper Museum, please
7. You'll only need your passport, O.J., not the fake beard
     and $10,000 in cash
6. British Airways lost my luggage-just like Robert Kardashian did!
5. So this Kato person just lays about doing nothing while you
     pay the bills?  Rather like our Royal Family
4. So you're also claiming that Mark Fuhrman planted these minibar charges?
3. I wonder if he could do anything about Linda McCartney?
2. Bloody O.J. can't bloody get his bloody gloves on!
1. Elementary, my dear Watson.  He did it.