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We are going to start it out simple. I’m just going to explain what the daily rant is going to be, if you can’t fucking figure it out from the title.
The daily rant is going to be about any topic I choose, and maybe, if you feel lucky, you can e-mail a topic for me to rant about, or maybe a rant of your own, and I might use it without giving you any credit! No, I’m just joking, I don’t accept submissions!
Fucking Word. I hate typing in word. It’s like “Oh, you just typed a www. something, you must want it automatically linked” NOOOOO! I don’t! You fucker! “Oh, you typed an ‘S’ that means you want Sunday! I’m soo good, cuz I’m a computer, and I know what you want” FUCK YOU COMPUTER. No, not computer. FUCK YOU WORD! GODDAMMIT!
I mean, shit, everybody always complains about it, it’s not like I’m covering new ground here, but seriously. Do they really think that it is that helpful? Maybe to somebody’s mom or something, who really doesn’t have anything interesting to say, and would think all of the automatic stuff is really neat or something. But you know who uses this product? Shit, the best answer I can think of is stupid fuckers. I am a stupid fucker. Damn. Well, I have considered myself told now.
Anyways, back to the topic. I’ll try to make them ensightful, and humorous, and if you don’t like that, then go get your own website. It’s not like I’m getting paid for this, and I definitely don’t care about your opinion. And if you really feel the need to say I suck, mail it to my ass, because that’s the only thing that will give a shit.
Good day, and nevermind the bullocks.
-Grant