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So I'm watching this infomercial type thing for the "Thingfinder." Shit. I had it on mute and I almost pissed myself laughing. Basically, it's a good idea. It's a remote control, and you set up sensors on thing you might commonly loose, keys, remote controls etc. You know, it's a good idea. You can't find things sometimes, this will help you with that. Well, in the commercial, oh man.
They had this woman looking stressed (remember, I had it on mute), and so she gets her Thingfinder, and hits a button, and in the next scene, she's looking under a table and pulling out her small child with a sensor on it's shirt. Her Child! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Holy shit that was funny.
And they had people like, putting it on their pets. Okay, dogs I can understand because they like attention. It's still evil though, because if your small child gets a hold of that remote (when they aren't lost under tables that is), they will torment that dog. But the cruel part was the cats. Cats like to be left alone, like all things of an evil nature. So, what do you do? Find a way to know where it always is, so it'll eventually go berserk and claw your eyes out in your sleep!
Her small child! hahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't get over that! "Gee, I wonder where my small child is? *click* *beep beep* Oh, there it is, under that table over there. Thank you Thingfinder, without you, my retarded small child might have been lost for hours, and my retarded self wouldn't have found it!"
Then they show people grabbing the remote and clicking it, then picking their keys up, hidden in the hardest place of all, *gasp* the corner of the table! Retards! Oh my God!
You know what, I bet you people will buy 2 of them, just in case they lose one Thingfinder, then they have an extra Thingfinder to find the other Thingfinder.
Her small child. Oh god. That's classic. "Where's my baby? Where's My baby? *click* *beep beep* Woo, that was close" "where's my cat? where's my cat? *click* *beep beep* Ow, now the cat's ripping my arm off, but at least I found it!"
Man. That's good stuff.
-Grant