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10 pieces? What the fuck? And $1.00 even? Who wants that?
My issues started at appx. 5:15 today at the McDonalds Drive-Thru. I'm like "Hey, I'd like a 9 piece nugget and a supersize fry." Nothing unordinary right? "Uh, we have 10 pieces now." What in the fuck? 10? When did that happen? So I'm like "Alright, I'll have the..... 10..... and then I'd also like a McChicken Sandwich." You know, a normal order off of the 99cent menu, correct? You know what it rang up as? $1. One Dollllllllaaaaaarrrrrrrr. Even. That isn't right! What fast food place has stuff NOT end in 9? Well, I guess McDonalds! Holy fuck! We aren't in the metric system! We are americans! We like our numbers given to us in hard to figure out ways! 3 feet equal a yard! Not 10... uh, somethings equal a, uh, meter, or something! Dammit! McDonalds is dedicated to serving real American food. First off they lower the grease, otherwise known as the "American" portion of the food, and now they are rounding everything off.
Holy shit.
The canadian invasion.
I bet they have a secret closet somewhere with signs saying "MacDounaldes" or something. Holy shit. Alert the presses! Now! Why didn't I see this sooner! I think I'm really on to something. Slowly, all the major companies are going to be owned by Canadians! Holy shit! I gotta do something... hold on. There's somebody at the door.
HI! THIS IS GRANT! EVERYTHING IS FINE! I LOVE CANADA, AND I LOVE MACDOUNALDES.... MCDONALDS I MEAN, EH. HA. HA. HA. HA. I MUST GO NOW. BYE BYE.
-GRANTE