Chinese Phrases

Ai Bang Mai Ne	I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat	You need a face lift
Dum Gai	A stupid person
Gun Pao Der	An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung	Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding	We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun	A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia	Approach me
Lao Ze Sho	Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi	Not very good
Lin Ching	An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding	A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn	A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai	A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be	A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne	A small horse
Ten Ding Ba	Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung	A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan	Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah	Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim	Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting	There is no reason to raise your voice
Sho Me Kun Y	Let's begin your gynecological exam
No Pe Kin	Hey....I'm trying to get dressed here
Wot Kung Fu Dat	A tossed salad
Kow Pat	Savory beef patties
Sir Kum Shiz	Sliced sausage