(all songs written by Brian Mahoney)
1. I want to go, go, go the way Rockefeller went.
I want to spend, spend, spend the way Rockefeller spent.
I won't need any money
Just sit me with a honey,
I want to spend, spend, spend the way Rockefeller spent.
2. (Repeat first two lines)
Just sit me in the saddle
And hit me with a paddle,
I want to go, go, go the way Rockefeller went!
Oh, there's no need for ice-cream at the Alamo,
at the Alamo,
at the Alamo.
Oh, there's no need for ice-cream at the Alamo,
'Cause at the Alamo...... everybody's dead.
2. Oh, there's no need for T.V. at the Alamo.
3. Oh, there's no need for cookies at the Alamo.
(Continue with anything you can think of and have fun.)
( Note : Kathleen, our daughter has been nicknamed Leenie by her sister.)
Do up your seat belt, Leenie.
Do up your seatbelt now.
Do up your seatbelt, Leenie,
In case we hit a cow.
2. Continue through all family members, including pets and invisible friends.
Born in a restaurant when she was three.
Ate a bear down in Kissimee.
Never met a meal she couldn't look in the eye
Her favorite desert was pumpkin pie. (Note: add a syllable as in pu-umkin pie. Then the kids can shout "Lots of 'em!)
Mitzi, Mitzi Holepunch ,Queen of the smorgasboord.
Sat at the table lookin' quiet and shy.
Eyed every tray as it was passing by.
Waited until she spotted somethin' she liked
Then dived right in as if she'd been spiked.
Mitzi, Mitzi Holepunch, Queen of the smorgasboord!
Kept on eatin' the whole day through.
Ate all night and the next day too.
Chewed and chawed until she was so large
They had to take her home on a Mississippi barge.
Mitzi, Mitzi Holepunch, Queen of the smorgasbord!
(Sung to to tune of Glory, Glory Halleluja)
Oh, Jesus Tender Shepherd
Keep me safe and warm all night
And if I hear a scary noise
Please keep me out of sight
And if I see a scary face
Oh please turn on the light
Oh, Jesus Tender Shepherd you're the one!