MADE IN JAPAN!
There was a Japanese who went to America for sightseeing. On the last
day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the
Japanese leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast!
Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese
leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in
Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time,
the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast!
Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for
quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
Thereupon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in
Japan!"
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