A Recipe For a Military Wife
Author Unknown
1 1/2 cups Patience
1 Pound Courage
1 3/4 cups Tolerance
2 Tablespoons Elbow Grease
Dash of Adventure
Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat.
Sprinkle ever so lighty with money. Knead dough until payday.
Season with International spices.
Bake for 20 years or until done.
Serve with pride.
