Military Wife Certificate
Know ye,
that having carried out her wifely duties under frequently hazardous
and trying circumstances in a loyal and devoted manner
And, having served honorably as real estate agent,
landscaping engineer and interior decorator
And, having attended numerous coffees, teas,
cocktail parties and receptions
And, having been, from time to time, psychiatrist,
psychologist, physiologist, sounding board, scapegoat
and ego builder
And having successfully surmounted the
innumerable other problems associated with the
distinction of being a (branch of service) Wife
I hereby Commend (wife's name) for her
past performance in support of her spouse,
and officially recognize her as
(Branch of Service) Wife Emeritus
Given under my hand this ___day
of____
in the year of our Lord
Twenty Hundred and______
