Loser Love is not for losers, The poor ones just like me, I wish it wasn't like this, Feel smaller than a flea; I hate being a loser, I'm always on my own, No one hangs out with me, Which makes me feel low down; No one likes a loser, The girls all walk away, Whenever I am near them, The whole world's got to pay! If minus one more loser, The world just wouldn't care, 'Cause if I disappeared, It'd be like I was never there; What's that, I'm not a loser, You know that I exist? My life's no longer hell, 'cause For the first time, I've been kissed.