Ralph, the local aardvark appears to you in a dream and tells you so.
(jgoodman@ts.weschke.com)
You listen to cheezy love songs, and actually UNDERSTAND them.
(Rock-Doc)
You find yourself saying, "Tell Mr. Gates he'll have to wait."
(Microhard)
When she curses you out, but it sounds endearing
(Coolguy RM)
You stop enjoying beer commercials and can't wait for greeting card commercials
(Barry Bridges)
spending two weeks' salary on roses every week doesn't seem illogical
(lolita)
I walked INTO that building? Heh heh...never noticed!
(Brother K)
No more embarrassing "loneliness" seizures
(THECATDOG)
The trail of wrecked cars when you crossed the street.
(AndreyZ)
When you let her hold the remote for the TV.
(Coolguy RM, dock3)
Do you know the advantage of having a Japanese wife?
Your in-laws lives in Tokio.
What's the difference between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife?
A prostitute says: "Aren't you done yet?"
A mistress says: "Are you done already?"
A wife says: "Lets have the ceiling whitewashed."
The first words of the bride on the morning after the marriage:
The Dutch: "Hank, are you still asleep?"
The French: "C'est tout, chÈrie?"
The British: "Do you feel better now?"
The Russian: "Igor, are you alive?"
A bachelor expresses his fear: "Before you know you're married. You
whisper a few words at the altar and you're committed for the rest of
your life." His friend disagrees: "Don't worry. You mumble a couple of
words in your sleep and you're divorced in no-time."
