2)Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3)be careful of men who are bald and rich;the arrogance of"rich"usually cancels out the nice of "bald"

4)The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

5)Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public.They can learn in private;in public they have to know.

6)All men are afraid of eyelash curlers.I sleep with one under my pillow,instead of a gun.

7)A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner.These men usually have jobs and bathe

8)Men love watches with multiple functions.My husband has one that is a combination address book,telescope,and piano.

9)All men hate to hear"We need to talk about our relationship"These 7 words strike fear in the heart of even general Schwarzkopf.

10)All men think they are nice guys.Some of them are not.Contact me for a list of names.

11)Men have higher body temperatures than women.If your heating goes out in winter,I recommend sleeping next to a man.Men are like portable heaters that snore.

12)Most men hate to shop.That's why the men's department is usually on the 1st floor of a dept store,2 inches from the door.

13)No man is charming all of the time.Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant!

14)When 4 or more men get together,they talk about sports.

15)When 4 or more women get together,they talk about men.

16)Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

17)Most women are instrospective:"Am I in love?Am I emotionally & creatively fulfilled?"Most men are outrospective:"Did my team win?How's my car?"

18)If a man says,"I'll call you"and he doesn't,he didn't forget..He didn't lose your number..he didn't die.He just didn't want to call you.

19)Most men hate to lose.I once beat my husband at tennis.I asked him"Are we ever going to have sex again?"He sadi"Yes,but not with each other."

20)Getting rid of men without hurting his masculinity is a problem."Get out"and"I never want to see you again"might sound like a challenge.If you want to get rid of a man,I suggest saying"I love you..Iwant to marry you..I want to have yr children."Sometimes they leave skidmarks!

21)Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.With female menopause you gain weight & get hot flashes.Male menopause---you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles

22)Men forget everything,women remember everything.

23)That's why men need instant replays in sports.They've already forgotten what happenned.

24)Men would like monogamy better if it soundede less like monotony.