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MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

ARTERY-The study of paintings
BARIUM-What you do when CPR fails
CASAREAN SECTION-A district in Rome.
COLIC-A sheep dog
COMA-A punctuation mark
CONGENITAL-friendly
DILATE-To live long
FESTER-Quicker
G.I.SERIES-Baseball games between teams of soldiers
GRIPPE- A suit case
HANGNAIL- A coat hook
MEDICAL STAFF- A doctor's cane
MORBID- A higher offer
NITRATE- Lower than day rate
NODE- Was aware of
OUTPATIENT- A person who has fainted
POST-OPERATIVE- A letter carrier
PROTEIN- In favor of young people
SECRETION- Hiding anything
SEROLOGY- Study of English Knighthood
TABLET- A small table
TUMOR- An extra pair
URINE- Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE VEINS- Veins which are very close together

A MAN finds a bottle,rubs it and a bedraggled old genie popped out."Just 1 wish ,fellow"the genie admonishees "I'm getting too old for this."
The man pauses,then announces:"I want to wake up next to 3 celebrities women."
Poof,and the guy's in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,Tonya harding and Hillary Clinton.
next thing he knows,his penis is missing,his knee is throbbing and he's got health care coverage!!

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