Sorry for the SPAM to our TECH list, but I thought that the following is
amusing (sent to me by one of my Buddhist Nun neighbors):

>HAIKU ERROR MESSAGES
>
>Imagine if, instead of incomprehensible geeky text strings, your
>computer produced error messages in Haiku...
>
>First snow, then silence.
>This thousand dollar screen dies
>so beautifully.
>
>With searching comes loss
>and the presence of absence:
>"My Novel" not found.
>
>A file that big?
>It might be very useful.
>But now it is gone.
>
>The Web site you seek
>cannot be located.
>But endless others exist.
>
>Chaos reigns within.
>Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>Order shall return.
>
>Aborted effort.
>Close all that you have.
>You ask far too much.
>
>The Tao that is seen
>Is not the true Tao, until
>you bring fresh toner.
>
>Windows NT crashed.
>I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>No one hears your screams.
>
>Stay the patient course.
>Of little worth is your ire:
>The network is down.
>
>A crash reduces
>your expensive computer
>to a simple stone.
>
>Yesterday it worked.
>Today it is not working.
>Windows is like that.
>
>Three things are certain:
>Death, taxes, and lost data.
>Guess which has occurred.
>
>You step into the stream,
>but the water has moved on.
>This page is not here.
>
>Out of memory.
>We wish to hold the whole sky,
>but we never will.
>
>Having been erased,
>The document you're seeking
>Must now be retyped.
>
>Rather than a beep
>or a rude error message,
>These words, "Files not found."
>
>Serious error.
>All shortcuts have disappeared.
>Screen.  Mind.  Both are blank.
>