Real Audio Clips

Here are some entertaining sound clips that you'll need a Real Audio player to listen to. If you run into trouble trying to get the clips to play, try installing the latest and greatest version of the software. A couple of people with older versions of RealPlayer have reported problems which they were able to solve in that way.

Here's two messages that were left on my answering machine in response to items I was selling thru the Want Advertiser. Both are excellent examples of the infamous "Massachusetts Accent", and neither person left a number they could be reached at.

Message #1 - Message from a young lady was apparently having trouble with an even younger sibling. Or an imaginary friend... (0:30 min, 76.4 KB)
Message #2 - This gentleman was kind enough to share his thoughts on my prices with me. Thanks a bunch! (0:05 min, 11.7 KB)

Here's a few more things presented for your amusement:

I'm Happy I'm Barbie - The Barbie theme song, ca. 1970 (1:51 min, 286 KB)
A Blind Man's Penis - John Trubee's Classic Song-Poem. You can read more about it by clicking here (1:43 min, 265 KB)
Oh, Canada! - Middle-rung celebrity Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall, News Radio) gives you the low-down on his home country. From an early episode of MAD TV(2:16 min, 351 KB)

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